These are the actual
excerpts from the Cartoon Network spoofs called "The Scooby
Doo Project". They were shown during a 24 hour Scooby Doo
Marathon.
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Velma
goes around with camara introducing everyone. Scooby, Fred Jones,
Daphne Blake, and Norville Rogers.
Shaggy-"Shaggy, It's Shaggy!"
Everyone laughs and teases him calling out Norville, Norville,
Norville.
Kids
interview locals about the woods. All claim to have know about
a different ghost than the person before.
Kids
come across a guy walking down the road. They ask him about
the legend of the woods. He says he's not from around here,
but says the gang looks familiar. He thinks they were on some
mystery show.
"Hey, you guys are cartoons!"
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Kids
interview an old lady in her yard.
Velma-"Have you heard the legend about the woods?"
Old Lady-"You kids stay away from those woods! Those woods
are cursed, I don't go near them!"
Back in van:
Shaggy-"I bet she don't go near the dentist either!"
Kids laugh.
Shaggy-"These woods look different from our woods. They
look more realistic."
At woods, outside of van.
Fred-"Remember guys, I get to pull off the mask this time."
Kids walk off from van into the woods. Waving and saying goodbye
to van.
Shaggy-"Why do we always do these things when it's getting
dark?" him have it,
so Maldor puts Daphne into the "Sleep of the Centuries".
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Kids
come upon the cemetary, where they are going to camp for the
night. Shaggy and Scooby can't believe this is where they are
sleeping. Velma starts to tell of the legend of the haunting
of the woods, but Shaggy and Scooby don't want to hear it. They
cover their ears and say "Blah, Blah, Blah".
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Now
it's night time, and the kids are inside their tent.
"Someone's feet are in my face"
Daphne-"Who got crumbs in my sleeping bag?"
The gang hears a grumbling sound and their tent starts to rattle
and shake.
Daphne-"Will someone go out there for a Scooby Snack?"
Fred-"Shaggy and Scooby, you guys are good at distracting
the ghosts!"
Shaggy-"We're in the middle of the woods, where are we
gonna get a gurney?
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Shaggy
and Scooby are out of the tent, filming the cemetary. They are
talking about eating pizza. Shaggy says his favorite is Hawaiian.
"Sweet pineapple, and salty ham". Soon they hear some
noises and Shaggy looks around, then he looks down at Scooby
wrapped around his legs. Then they hear the noise again, and
see a monster run through the tombstones.
Shaggy-"Retreat!!"
The guys run through the woods.
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The
next morning outside of the tent, the gang finds piles of Scooby
Snacks. They wonder who put them there, was it the monster?
Shaggy-"I'm not eating those, that creature touched them!
Scooby can eat 'em!"
Scooby goobles them up.
Shaggy-"Scooby, did you trick me? Give me one!"
Scooby laughs.
Fred-"I
think the vans over here guys."
Daphne-"I need a break, my feet hurt!"
Velma-"Well it's not our fault you wore high heels on a
hiking trip!"
Daphne-"Well at least I try to look feminine!"
Velma stares.
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The
gangs out in the woods walking. Velma is looking at the map.
Velma-"The van should be over there. We should be there
in about an hour."
Daphne-"That's what you said 2 hours ago!"
Fred-"Admit it, you don't know where we are do you?"
Shaggy-"Can we just figure this out! You can put a fork
in me, I'm done!"
Fred-"Give me the map!"
Shaggy-"How can you read this map. It's just a dotted line
and an X."
Daphne-"Admit were lost Velma."
Fred and Velma argue about being lost and what happened to the
map. Shaggy laughs.
Shaggy-"Me and Scooby ate it, with a little bit of tabasco
sauce. It was useless anyways."
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Fred-"I
found a clue. Footsteps!"
Velma-"Those are our footsteps."
Shaggy-"You mean we went in a big circle? That's not cool!"
Scooby-"Yeah, not cool!"
Fred-"Remain calm."
Velma-"I'm calmer than you!"
Fred-"I'm always calm, I'm the calm one!"
Fred is seen huddling on the ground with a red hankie on his
head and an unshaven face, shivering.
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The
kids come upon a house in the woods.
Velma-"The sounds were coming from here."
Shaggy-"Yeah, let's go in a haunted house in the middle
of the night. And they call you the smart one!"
The kids open the door and see a radio.
Velma-"Let's turn it on. Maybe there's something about
us on it."
Old chase scene music comes from the radio.
Shaggy-"Everytime music plays, we get chased by a monster."
The monster comes and chases the kids to the upstairs of the
house. They are running from room to room while Velma is taping.
Then the monster comes up to Velma and she runs downstairs.
She notices Shaggy in the corner of the room.
Velma-"Shaggy, what are you doing?"
Shaggy-"Hiding."
Velma hears a sound and turns. The monsters face is seen throught
the camera, and the camera drops to the floor.
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Next
scene is the kids with a monster who's mask they take off. They
ask him why he is wearing a mask. Guy-"It's Halloween!
You guys are dressed up too, right?"
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