These are the actual excerpts from the Cartoon Network spoofs called "The Scooby Doo Project". They were shown during a 24 hour Scooby Doo Marathon.

Fred-"The Mystery Machines around here somewhere, I know it!"
Daphne-"You don't know where we are, do you?"
Velma-"Yeah Freddy, you don't know where we are!"
Fred-"I drove the van, I know where it is!"
Daphne-"And why is it that you always get to drive the Mystery Machine?"
Velma-"Yeah, why do you get to drive?"
Fred-"Well Ms.Smarty-Pants, if you chipped in for gas money, maybe you could drive!"
Scooby-"Yeah, gas money."
Velma-"Does anyone know what that dog said?"
Shaggy-"Lay off Scooby."

 

Gangs in the tent.
Daphne-"Guys! Look out here! Look at this! It looks like piles of Scooby Snacks!"
Shaggy and Scooby leave the tent.
Shaggy-"Let me be the judge of that. OOhh Noooo!!"
Daphne-"What? What is it?"
Shaggy-"They're stale! They're completely and totally stale!!"
Fred-"Oh no."

Fred-"There's got to be an explanation. Smoke and mirrors, glow in the dark hands, a movie projector..."
Velma-"Fred we're in the middle of the woods, were are they gonna plug it in too?"
Fred-"Batteries, and really big extension cord?"
Velma-"Just admit it, your scared!"
Fred-"I am not scared!"him have it, so Maldor puts Daphne into the "Sleep of the Centuries".

Gang hears loud rumbling noise.
Fred, Daphne, and Velma are scared and screaming "What is it?"
Camera pans around and stops on Shaggy and Scooby.
Shaggy-"Sorry guys, it was only our stomachs."

Gang is in tent.
Fred-"We've been out here for 7 days and haven't pulled a mask off anyone."
Velma-"And what's your point?"
Fred-"I miss the old days, when you chased the bad guy and pulled off a mask all in one day!"
Velma-"Yeah, the villians respected our curfew!"

Gangs walking in woods.
Velma-"Wait a minute guys, I lost my glasses."
Fred-"A glasses strap Velma! How many times have we told you, a glasses strap!"
Velma-"I can't see without my glasses!"
Fred-"Let me guess. You want us to help you find them!"
Daphne-"Fred!!"
Fred-"She wants us to look for them, while she stands there!"
Camera pans around.
Daphne-"Velma, where are you? Oh great! Now she's wandered off! Velma, we're over here!"

Gangs out in the woods, searching.
Everyone-"Scooby, Scooby-Doo, Scooby, Scooby-Doo, Scooby, Scooby-Doo"
Shaggy-"Scooby Doo, Where Are You?"
Scooby-"Rover here"
Shaggy-"Oh"

Gangs still walking around through the woods.
Shaggy-"Zoinks, we're never gonna get out of here!"
Velma-"Zoinks! What is that?"
Shaggy-"Jinkies, like what is that?"
Fred and Daphne are laughing in the background.
Velma-"What are you guys laughing at?"
Shaggy-"Jinkies, I think we're royally zoinked!"
Fred, Daphne, and Shaggy are laughing really loud.
Velma is steamed.